i=we

tofualternative:

mister-dinosaur:

charc-oal:

righteouspantskat:

niggastuck:

himapapaftw:

miramoondarling:

infinitebladeworks:

heavykitty:

gomuboo:

drdemented:

princeofplaid:

inhellsdespair:

archery-badass:

iamjustahopelessromantic:

ask-naru-kun:

bottlesnatch:

solifelessxx:

killarena:

cussandfight:

swear words now function as spells

i dont know. killarena is my cat.

i purr and look cute to lure my enemies then scratch their faces off. or maybe im a majestic, deadly dancer. yeah.

oops i’m dead

Well, my username is Bottlesnatch, so I’m guessing my powers are stealing peoples bottles…? MINI CAPTAIN PLANET.

I’M A FUCKING NINJA!!!!!!!!

I am a hopeless romantic…uhh? the ability to write romance novel and make people fall in love?? I THINK YES! :D

HOLY SHIT I’M ARTEMIS.

OR GREEN ARROW.

OR RED ARROW.

OR LEGOLAS.

HOLY SHIT GUYS.

Poet that changes the very fabric of the world.
okay then 

The power of Plaid

or to turn everything plaid

I would think I’m more suited as a super villain. In which case I would probably be something along the lines of Dr. Horrible.

im made of rubber and im a Boo

yep

I will sit on you and squish you with my fluffiness.

Spawn an infinite amount of blades and cut shit up yo

I AM MIRA MOON AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU

But sweetly because of the darling part

i have himaruya powers

 racial slurs and extraordinary imagination

yes great

Apparently I can tranform into some rightous pants.

Seems legit.

I CAN THROW MOTHERUCKIN CHARCOAL

I’m Mister Dinosaur, what do you think my powers are?!

I suppose I’m made of meat. As in, straight up, raw beef or some shit.  I mean, since meat is the most acceptable alternative for tofu, and since I’m the Tofu Alternative… Shit.

Supersonic Meow, bitches.