My grandma just told my boyfriend to slap me. I don’t think she was joking. Wtf.

Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 7, 10, 15, 17, 18 plz

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Text: 1) HAND WRITE YOUR NAME(S): Kat, Finn, Kittin, Alex, Jaz, Jezabel, Lili, panda, Noise, Ben, Melinie, Damien, Alice, Tiernan, misery, Baby Jezzi :)]

[Image: Hand written text on yellow paper. A small drawing of a cat with meow written below it. A person is peering over the edge of the paper.

Text: 2) HAND WRITE YOUR TUMBLR URL: motherbeepingmeow.tumblr.com]

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Text: 7) HAND WRITE YOUR FAVE ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Robert Downey Jr. (that man is one sexy motherfucker), Tom Hiddleston (LOKI’D!), Charlize Theron (Vickers… ‘nuff said), Johnny Depp (‘cause I love Tim Burton)

THAT WILL DO.]

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Text: 10) HAND WRITE YOUR FAVE SONGS: Tall Tales Taste Like Sour Grapes - Fair to Midland, Dance (ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass) - Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj, Girl Anachronism - Dresden Dolls]

[Image: Hand written text on yellow paper. Kat is written poorly in the middle of the page.

Text: 15) HAND WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE HAND YOU DO NOT NORMALLY USE: FUCK, okay. Kat. that works. GAWD, that’s awful though.]

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Text: 17) HAND WRITE THE FIRST 10 WORDS THAT COME TO MIND: Tony Stark, Loki, hookah, fire, orange, Christmas, Sara Huckleberry, Kai Hodo, sex, condom]

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Text: 18) HAND WRITE A MESSAGE TO YOUR FOLLOWERS: Hey, I love all of you guys. Like.. a lot. I want you all to know I am here for you whenever and you are all 100% awesome and beautiful people. -motherbeepingmeow]

genderbendingriotqueer:

[Too queer for your binary]

hibdonianmusings:

Andrea Gibson “Maybe I Need You”

This. This is love.

This is that fire that I keep chasing. 

multie-highs:

Submission from motherbeepingmeow 
[Text Reads: Multie High #62 Convincing our boyfriend to take us to the park so the littles can play with him.]

multie-highs:

Submission from motherbeepingmeow 

[Text Reads: Multie High #62 Convincing our boyfriend to take us to the park so the littles can play with him.]

Mushy Gushy Time

So, while I was lying in your arms tonight and curled up against you in the most comfy tee shirt I’ve ever worn, I realized something. I realized that I love you in a way that I’ve never loved anyone before. I have never truly been comfortable with the idea of spending my life with another person before. The idea, up to this point, has always terrified me. I realized tonight, that I want to spend my life with you as long as you’ll let me.

I also realized that you truly love me tonight. You took me from a weeping ball of dysphoria that was in the fetal position on the floor and built my confidence back up until I was ready to go out with you. This isn’t the first time you’ve done this… but after tonight has been the worst that I have ever felt about dysphoria and after the way I treated you, I don’t know how you did it except for love. 

You are the most amazing, beautiful, handsome, pretty, sexy, caring, supportive, loving person that I’ve ever been with in my life. I will never find another person like you and I hope that I never have to. You were the first person that I came out to and you’ve been so perfectly supportive and you’ve treated me simply perfect about it in every way. I’m here for you in any way, any time, and any place that you need me to be.

You say you’re not perfect, and you’re not. I wouldn’t love you if you were. You do, on the other hand, make me perfectly happy.

I’m gonna love you forever. I hope you don’t mind that too much.

Love,

Panda (everyone, but the word stylings of panda.)

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN

slashteddy:

crankycritic:

soembody help 

i am dying

i have a serious fear of zombies

i know its stupid

holy crap i am freakin out

Oh. My. God.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

(via semanthics)